Tired of all the attention the pandas were getting, they decided to stage a protest
In case of fire, break glass. No, not that glass. No, not that glass either. Come to think of it, broken glass and fires don’t really go together. Who in the hell ever thought that was a good idea in the first place? (Pics)
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His name was Lucky, but this wasn’t one of those times
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Nursing a litter of 8 hungry puppies required an emergency “icing of the nipples”
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All the rage – extreme umbrella-kiting
No word on the stopping part
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The reason they’re called “hammerheads” is because they all look like nails
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The BMW mascot auditions brought is some rather strange recruits.
You can bet your ass who won
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We’re not sure who invented the sport of hose racing, but clearly there’s a reason why
some fires never get put out
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You could always tell when Mary Beth didn’t get her dessert
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Some artwork is so real it makes you want to wet yourself
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Even after the appearance of the rainbow, an obvious sign from God,
they still lost the soccer match
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He was told he had an eagle-proof shell, but
never really got a chance to test it out until now
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You know something is up when there is a rabbit in the picture
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Tired of the pandas and elephants getting all the attention,
he decided to stage a protest
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When the big haircut sale went into effect, little did the customers know that
the barber only knew one way to cut hair
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“Not only am I not going to let you in, I just ate your squeeky toy”
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To his friends he was known as “marshmallow legs”
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“Hey buddy, get your own road. This one is taken.”
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When the ship captain was hoping to catch a break, he didn’t mean like this
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Some Star Wars fan clubs seem to attract all the best groupies
