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Some signs are certain to crack you up, some are likely to infuriate you, some send such mixed signals hardly a human being will come out of the experience unaffected. Perhaps, some would even pledge to enter the sign design business, just to keep the streets unpolluted by the atrocities you are about to see (or, on the contrary, become urban art junkies to seek out more examples of signage insanity). (Pics)

We’ll start with a truly wonderful vintage sign (for those who hadn’t hear about electricity yet – back when men were men and most had matches.)

electric light

Warning Signs. You’ve been Warned.

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dogs

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Some sensible warnings…

police

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alligator

… and some non-sensible ones

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swim

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target

A couple Asian ones, including some epic Temple Admission Rules (the dead and insane aren’t welcome… maybe they should find some other place to congregate):

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rules

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alcohol

Parking warnings should be collected and published as a book.

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employee

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traffic

Signs for pedestrians are interesting, too:

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legs

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sidewalk

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Simply Unique Stuff

heaven hell

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mcdonalds

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moscow

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open

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condoms

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flatulence

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