Junior cowboys always work their way up the
livestock food chain before they get to horses
If wishes were fishes, and hope springs eternal, then wishes for hope would be wishes for eternal fishes. Hmmm, maybe not. Putting a square peg in a round hole is not the same as drilling a round hole into the side of a square peg. Let that be a lesson to you. (Pics)
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Finally, a truly “green” RV
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Some situations require a very different kind of clown
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If only Detroit had known what customers really wanted
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But not all lived to tell about it
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“Yeah, hell of a time to lock my keys in the car!”
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The camel union clearly forbids this kind of mixed mode transportation
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Amusement park rides pale in comparison to a great game of chess
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Parking meter guys, you’ve been warned!
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New York Sightseeing Tours click here
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“Just checking”
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Priorities are one of those things that guys almost always get wrong
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Sometime within the next century, North Korea will invent stadium seating
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Ingenuity is often over rated
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We’ve never really figured out the point of the ribbon cutting ceremony.
Obviously, neither have they
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To some, this is known as playing chicken. To us, it is known as plain stupid
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In PETA’s last mailing, they announced new legislation mandating urinals for dogs.
The dogs, however, are still trying to figure out the flush levers
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“Okay, I’m going to pinch your head until you give me back my keys”
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We felt certain there must be a point to this picture, but somehow it escapes us
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Every morning its always the same prayer.
“Please make all the cans I eat today exceptionally yummy”
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In a snail’s world, nothing is sneakier than trains
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“My wife’s boat is made from a large cucumber”
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Some GPS systems are notorious for having you make u-turns
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It’s never to soon to have a sculpture done to preserve your likeness,
before everyone forgets what you used to look like
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The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club!
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The second rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club!
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The third rule of Fight Club is, attention to detail is the hallmark of a good makeup artist
