The pit crew worked furiously to get Bossy ready to roll again,
but as everyone knew, cow repair was not an exact science
Andy Warhol once said, “Before I was shot, I always thought that I was more half-there than all-there – I always suspected that I was watching TV instead of living life. Right when I was being shot and ever since, I knew that I was watching television.” We couldn’t have said it better ourselves. Fade to black. (Pics)
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Hmmm, his breath smell strongly of “other dogs butt.”
Must have been a knockout poodle
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The Darth Vader Truck often used its powers of intimidation to
avoid inspectors and weigh stations
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Bank shot snowboarding is one of the few winter sports that works in the inner city. It only
requires a spring loaded launcher, a brick wall, and enough snow to get the angles right
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Clerics primary mission in life is often that of camel bait
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Little did he know that he would become the poster child for “bad choices”
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First day initiations always included having
the new guys run through the nearby minefields
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Precision. You can’t hit your enemy squarely in the gonads without it
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Hanging out in the clouds seems like great fun. But there’s not much there,
other than clouds ….. and an occasional bird
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Some casting decisions are just perfect
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Confucius say, “Never try to drink a giraffe under a table. They simply don’t fit”
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We get the part about unleashing a new bull market, but we’re not sure if the guy
pinned against the wall represents Wall Street or big government
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Yeah, hell of a time to change a flat
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Even our most admired families have disgusting hidden secrets
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Airlines use scanners for exactly this reason. Inside every funny dressed guy
may be two even funnier looking terrorists
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They called him Checkers because of his checkered past. But he hated himself for not
being born with opposable thumbs
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Most after-party-blackmail-photos are rarely this good.
This may be worth a bloody fortune
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Sometimes the calls of nature are far stronger than the spectators strapped to their back
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Let the carving begin
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