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“Daddy, look at all the FILM (Females I’d Like to Milk)!”  thinks baby Gordon.
As a perspective parent I have been bumping into a lot of new parent web sites. Many of them have some great do’s and don’ts that they recommend or condemn. The fine folks over at Parent Fail spotlight the don’t side of the spectrum quite well.
Their site is proudly promoted by the motto, “Proof that certain people just shouldn’t be allowed to procreate.” 
And for us the proof is in the picture (or video). See more astounding photos after the jump…
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This is a VERY strange looking microphone mommy!