Baby Tesla’s favorite holiday was always Halloween
The only difference between daytime and night time is sunshine. Well, that and vampires and other creatures of the night that never come out during the daytime because the sunshine will cause their face to melt. Some people would actually look better if they let their face melt, but that means they would have to become a vampire first, and as everyone knows, they don’t allow ugly people to become vampires. (Pics)
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Just another day at the office. The toughest part was always getting the copier repaired
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Once again Sparky’s confidence was ill-founded when he
listened to all the snickering among the girl dogs
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Evil shadows require an entirely different kind of exorcism
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Elephant dentists often set up shop wherever they can find a paying client
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At least the Governor pardoned his shoes
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It was a slow day on the tram, and Bossy really, really wanted to go
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It wasn’t a career he had aspired to, but over the years, his job as a “sheep duster” was good
enough to put his 3 kids through college
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Yes, it’s a periodic table, which means students only occasionally want to look at it
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You know you’re addicted to football when…
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The Flynocerous – Best to foam the runway before he lands
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Corn dog pizza. Two great foods that barely fit on the same planet,
let alone the same serving tray
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Sometimes Weight Watchers has to resort to extreme measures
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The nude beach was never the same after they installed the “beach watcher”
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Last year it was 36 feet and no one measured it. This year it’s only 32 feet
and they are bragging about it. Clever marketing indeed
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The fashion industry often performs live animal testing on its latest designs.
If the dogs hate it, so do most men. Its just easier with dogs
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Hmmmm. Where do you go to get your carrot circumcised?
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The saddest dog in the entire world
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Chainsaw ballet? Hell yeah!
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Note to self. Not all marshmallows are worth saving
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Yes, its a tiny, tiny niche. But stormtrooper musicals are gaining in popularity
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Although he wasn’t proud of it, spanking the monkey brought him great pleasure
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Apparently there are parts of the country where signs like this are still legal
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