Am I gonna be able to see my sexts on there?

You may really love your Marlboro lights, but we seriously doubt that you love them enough to be willing to purchase a cigarette-box-phone (if that’s what you call it). This phone is a dual-band GSM device, has a 1.6-inch display, MP3/MP4 player, Bluetooth, FM radio, and a 1.3-megapixel camera on the side.

The real bonus is that you can actually keep some cigarettes inside it, probably as an emergency supply, eh?