Both Jesse and Kurt had a hard time making friends,
mainly because of the nerve gas
Life is delusional on so many levels. First it deludes you into thinking you’re important. Then it deludes you into thinking others actually care about you. Then it deludes you into paying taxes. For the love of God, let me be non-delusional and stop paying taxes. (Pics)
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The Double-Duty Lawn Mower is perfect for single dads with a big yard
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The normal “catch and release” laws have been overturned in favor of “catch and ferret”
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Mr Big Baby, meet Mr Big Baby
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De-stressing at the doggy spa is nothing short of heaven
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Yes, kinda crude. But for most kids, close enough
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Was it a sign, or the result of something terrible? The FAA wasn’t saying
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When Bob said he needed help with harvest,
he never expected “that” side of the family to show up
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Lightbulb ballet had a hard time catching on…
…maybe because most bulbs are on the ceiling, and they break!
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Hey look! It’s Megaphone woman… woman… woman…
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New York Sightseeing Tours click here
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The ad won all kinds of awards, but it was far too corny to actually sell nose hair trimmers
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Ever had one of those headaches where burying your head in the snow made sense?
Yeah, me neither!
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They became known as the Oreo Pirates, and many kids
lived deprived childhoods because of them
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Just when you were starting to feel comfortable with valet parking again…
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At least he doesn’t shed
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You know Thanksgiving is over once the Pilgrim Monkey shows up
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Having a bull fetish doesn’t lend itself well to most vehicles
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Even though there were plenty of older girls,
Bill just loved the young ones with the psycho dads
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Being born so close to the nuclear power plant, they weren’t really sure if it was human
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Living close to the race route made race day exceptionally scary
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Gravity is not always your friend
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Teenage boys all over the world have become interested in typing again
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