Charles Darwin called and he wants his theory of evolution back
If tomorrow was yesterday, and the day after tomorrow was the day after yesterday, it would still be today only two days later. However, if the time differential between the same day occurring twice in the same week is less than zero, we have a serious problem. I think you can see where I’m going with this. Wow! And it was so obvious! (Pics)
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Confucius Say: Even though its a magical tail, little girls
shouldn’t hang out around the business end of a horse
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A rare photograph of a tongue ninja caught in the act
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Sadly, it took them two full weeks to even locate the road before they could begin plowing it
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If the light bulb is the symbol for an idea, the tiny umbrella
must be a symbol for what? Rain Man?
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Everyone has a purpose in life, in this case to confuse those
who think that everyone has a purpose in life
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As one bystander put it, “Yeah, it was kinda pretty, well, for a few seconds,
until half of the county was blown off the face of the earth.”
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Inside every cat is an aging actor hoping to squeeze in a few more years
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Finally, a riding hedge trimmer. This will surely to be a hot item on Father’s Day
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His name was Teddy and his friend was also named Teddy.
Coincidence? I think not.
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It wasn’t so much that he was self-centered, he just let everything go to his head
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Words cannot always describe the act of an idiot. In this case, we’re not sure who the idiot is
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“Finally he respects me as more than just another pretty face”
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Few people understand the stark terror being felt by some of our most respected statues
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Ohhhh! And he was sooo close!
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Not all tiny frogs have giant thumbs to protect them. So befriend a giant thumb and
save the life of all the millions of frogs who depend on them
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The fine art of noodling, and at least one person who appreciates it
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Obviously he only has one thing on his mind
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Marriage is a funny thing. In this case, its hilarious
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Beware of imitation pizza guys masquerader
as artificial cardboard pizza guys
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His friends called him the Can Man, mostly out of respect for his father, the Tin Man
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He’s been in tight squeezes before, but this one was hurting his eyebrows
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The Japanese Space Agency believes biological propulsion can lead to a more efficient
space program. But the people at Charmin aren’t so sure.
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When meeting with other heads of state, President Obama has to carefully coordinate
his wardrobe to match that of the visiting dignitary – in this case, Marvin the Martian
