Trouble From Tiger’s Woody
John Ziegler, the pastor of the “First Church of Tiger Woods” has announced in a statement on the blog that the organization is being dissolved because of the golfer’s “personal sins.”
The church, whose home page has now been rechristened “The Damnation of Tiger Woods,”was launched by radio host Ziegler in 1996 to “celebrate the emergence of the ‘true messiah.'”
“After several days of evaluation, I have decided to disband the First Church of Tiger Woods,” Ziegler wrote. “Tiger is clearly no longer deserving of being seen as a role model or a hero and he has needlessly squandered his unique potential to be a positive force in our country and the world.
“While I am relatively sure that Tiger will make a comeback from this sad episode and that there will be great moments for him in the future, I personally am done with Tiger Woods.” However Ziegler’s reaction appears to fly in the face of the 10th of the “Tiger commandments” – “Thou shall pay no attention to Tiger’s apparent flaws.”