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Viagra sheets look likely to become genius invention of the year.

 

While it’s not entirely clear how the Viagra sheets actually work (how many washes can they go through?) they do seem to portend a look up in the lives of some this coming year. The basic idea is terribly simple.

Instead of taking a pill at some indeterminate time before one might be offered some sex the Viagra sheets are of course on your bed. So that you automatically start to get dosed with it when you actually go to bed with someone.

Spanish genius Pep Torres, 44, has used nanotechnology to infuse the sex drug’s arousing ingredient into the fibers of a bed sheet.

When people get into bed the viagra soaks into their skin and gets into the bloodstream – which could reek havoc if you were hoping for an early night. Pep said: “It started as a joke after we saw a German study that said businessmen get little sex because they are too tired from work. “But we got so many calls after launching it that we’re going into production.

So, who will be the manufacturer to use the same technology to infuse Vagra into pajamas? “Yes, that sounds like a good idea, an early night dear. I’ll just go and put on my “special” pajamas shall I?”

Via Examiner

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