condom crazy 658
Oh no! I have way too many condoms. Can you help me get rid of some?
In Washington DC, anyone carrying more than one condom on their person in any area police have declared a “prostitution free zone” is considered to be a prostitute. That’s right, kids, if you’re packing a spare in case one breaks, you are a hooker. Best idea might be to wear a condom at all times…

As reported :Washington DC has an HIV/AIDS infection rate of 3%, the highest in the United States.”

So here comes the police to tell you to only carry one condom, which are – get this – routinely sold in packs of three or more.

File under: police state.