Jacking In 899

Even though he had a heart of gold, literally, the rest of his wiring was totally shot

Our lives happen one incident at a time. If some incidents were somehow able to overlap other incidents, then we could finally learn to be in many places at one time. And we would catch ourselves coming and going. Now I’m not saying it would be a good thing, but until we are somehow freed of these sequential constraints, we will continue to deal with the same problems that caused me to fall down the steps to begin with. (Pics)

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Wild Ride 116

They were disqualified because the driver fell out, but the horse and cargo part of
the Olympic sleigh racing team came in 4th place

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Female Body Parts 478

As you might have guessed, not all girls come with all the right parts

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Lady Bug Repair 010

Much like bad women drivers, ladybugs are their mechanic’s best friend

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Hitler Toast 544

I propose a toast to Hitler. May he forever remain rotting in hell

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Cute Photographer 777

Much of photography has to do with the clenching power of your butt cheeks

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BRITAIN/

A man and his office mascot make strange bedfellows

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Harley House 158

My guess is that he’s not married

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Tree Hugger 632

The snow climbers were terrifying to the children, especially when they
found some peeking into their kid’s bedroom windows

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Dog Smile 223

Happiness training for dogs

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No Candy 118

No, there is no candy in here

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Dog Rock 365

Coincidence? I think not

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Third Fiddle 279

The instrument was ingenious, but imposed
ridiculous height requirements on each of the band member

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Mail Order Bride 778

Only the best mail order brides come packed in bubblepack

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Stuck Car 875

The spring thaw was uncomfortably revealing

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Wet Lion 678

Isn’t there some prophesy about “when lions emerge from the depths of the sea?”

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Robotic Mantis 388

Cyborg insects are now all the rage among Army battlefield researchers

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Esc Key 584

The bad thing about the Esc key …

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Refugee 783

After losing the Tonight Show, it all went downhill from there

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Red Clown 772

Once again it is clown mating season. Beware of the pasty white ones in the red light district

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Truck Overboard 874

Apparently some people have never read the section in the
driver’s manual on the laws of gravity

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The Mind of a Child 672

The mind of a child is a terrible thing to corrupt

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