Ten Word Wiki describes itself as “an encyclopedia for the ADD generation.” The site is like Wikipedia, but all entries are limited to ten words. Since there aren’t that many entries yet, you may want to browse the “recent changes” tab and then take a stab at some entries of your own!
Here is the entry for “pie”.
A savoury or sweet gloop, usually lumpy, encased in pastry.
And for “Lance Armstrong”…
Inspirational unibollocked cycling legend. Singlehandedly invented the rubber wristband industry.
Humor is encouraged, so browse at your own risk.