Stealing Goosey was just way harder than he thought
The week began with a lonely button lying on the side of the road. Then the stock market went crazy, the economy jumped up and down, many people lost their jobs, and the President made a series of speeches about things that no one cared about. Throughout all of these activities, the lonely button remained unflinching on the side of the road. Let that be a lesson to you. (Pics)
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Go Purple Team, Go!
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In the end, it worked much better than a cat box
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Rule of Thumb: When drinking champaign, never let the bubbles go to your head
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As a joey, he always wondered why her breath smelled like Cocker Spaniel
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What it lacked in style, it made up for in the radical ride category
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Have I got this all wrong or do they not understand
what the Adopt-a-Highway Program is all about
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As a child he was tortured with his loyalties.
While he loved his cow named Calvin, he also loved McDonalds
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Hmmm. Somehow I had always envisioned the Hand of God to look different than this
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Dear diary. Due to unforeseen circumstances this will probably be my last entry
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Let’s face it. The toes are a very close-knit family.
If one of them isn’t happy, none of them are happy
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Nothing says “Ultimate Flume Ride” like adding Jenga to the mix
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The hand of fate shows itself in unusual ways. But this has nothing to do with fate.
Its just a weird-ass icycle
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It was a very cute scene until the horse decided to give her a return kiss
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In an effort to establish themselves as a new union, making themselves eligible for the
government contracts currently going to the Longshoremen, the Vikings staged a colorful rally
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Nothing says heaven like eating pizza on the edge of the universe
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Tailgate parties on the farm are far more creative than in the city
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Every day after his 6 hour workout, Tim-Tim would go back to the barn
and dream about playing in the NBA. As an animal, he knew he would fit right in
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Military cutbacks were severe, but it was important to display a show of force
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It was a controlled study and they were determined to
either prove of disprove the “nine lives” theory
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In some cultures, its the taste of victory that is important
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Apparently the marketing people think that bad nightmares somehow bring people to the zoo
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Despite the bad grammer, he made his point
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Without gravity, the good people of Australia would be nothing more than a parting memory
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Fashion statement or wardrobe malfunction. You decide
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