They didn’t know where he came from, but the
cops instinctively knew the snow guy would be bad for business
Blow dryers became a necessity once people started bathing regularly. Hearing aides became a necessity once Ludwig von Beethoven lost his hearing. And Snickers Bars became a necessity once dentistry was invented. (Pics)
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Okay, your turn
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Much like a political race, the one with the greatest fire in the belly will win
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Another fine day on Bacon Mountain
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When he told the Genie that he wanted to be a celebrity,
he had no clue it would be a pigeon celebrity
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Viewers meet Dork. Dork meet the viewers
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A sign from heaven or just a randomly placed huge tire in the middle of the desert? You decide
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Pity the fool who has an office behind this big ass billboard
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The longer you stare, the weirder it gets
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Am I just paranoid or is my machine really out to get me
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Category 5 identity crisis
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Sometimes tension is a good thing
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In the land of equality, camel bias is rampant
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Marriage means different things to different people
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Little known fact: Before Thomas Edison invented the electric light bulb,
he invented the electric candle
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Beware of the limber women bearing weaponized footwear, for they
were not sent to “make your day”
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Life is filled with one crisis after another. This, however, is a big one
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Wardrobes don’t malfunction! People do!
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The lady who lived here was a cold bitch, a bitter cold bitch indeed
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Seriously pissed!
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Countering the “confidence movement,” realism has finally set in
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Bravery is usually nothing more than stupidity disguised as anger
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…like two monkeys fighting in a hammock
