When your water breaks, its a hard thing to fight
Virtually everything in life is an illusion, especially the things we think we see but really don’t. The things we actually see are only there as long as we are looking at them, and then they secretly go away. Try turning around really, really, really fast and watch how pixelated everything is until the full image appears. This is most noticeable when drinking tequila. I think I’ve made my point. (Pics)
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Climbing aboard the U.S.S. Swan
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If water and fire switched roles, can you imagine what we’d be drinking?
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Word of Advice: Starbucks and dog food don’t mix
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Losing your head gives you a new perspective …and a different viewing angle
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“Honey, quit playing with your food and eat your breakfast”
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You can’t keep a good cat down, especially when they are “hover cats”
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When life imitates art
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Square car meets round hole. Proof that opposites attract
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Extreme closeup. Even his dentist doesn’t get this close
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At first he was embarrassed, but once he learned how to fly, it was a whole different story
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In mere moments the paper ambulances will arrive to take them to the paper hospital.
The paper NTSB will not be pleased with this one.
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“I’m a squirrel watcher, I’m a squirrel watcher… Watchin’ squirrels go by…”
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Eating 5 alarm chili before you go to bed can have disastrous results
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In camel racing, the shortest path to the finish line is never straight forward
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A Cheeto’s bath works exceptionally well in attracting guys with the munchies
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The dumpster diving cow
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Its always best to test out a new look before you decide to go with it
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Even bears are not above fighting dirty.
Well that, and the fact that the losers get eaten
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Safety and teenagers seldom fit in the same bathtub
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Few people ever pay attention to the floors until they are missing
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Most dogs are not very good at camouflage
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After several failed attempts it became clear.
The guys on the ground got no respect.
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The Ultimate Temptation: Something unspeakably evil
lurking deep inside the greatest looking thing on earth
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Nixon and the glory days
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Much like other wild animals, drivers need to keep an eye out for prostitutes
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