Babysitting made easy
If the fabric of time was rewoven by the weavers of fate, then the outcome of the setup would be inversely proportional to the predestination of the fatalist’s loom. If, however, the work was being done on a Wednesday, then all bets are off. (Pics)
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On the gearshift of life, even “neutral” is better than being “stuck”
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Comfort and functionality were low on the priority list
when they designed the Minimalist Bicycle
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When it comes to telephone polling, its important to know up front
whether the person is leaning left or right
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Note to self: Rocket bikes are a bad idea
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Even bad fashion still works well for the “Hey look at me!” crowd
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As Einstein once said while he was drinking beer with Sigmund Freud,
“The pendulum of life only really matters when it switches direction”
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Some people can’t quite let go of their high-carbon footprint
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Taking a stand is often more important than what the platform will be used for
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In mathematical terms, the overall value of the carton is the sum total the good eggs
divided by the square root of all evil wise crackers
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Ever notice how the little guys just hate it when they get ignored?
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Introducing the supermodel diet
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Jew Jitsu
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Embracing the torture of your own self-image.
But it’s still hard to buy clothes that fits
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For some, saving the newspaper industry has become an obsession
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Kissing rule number one. Lip size matters!
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The games you play are only as illusionary as you make them
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Baby wolves are big fans of that sheep’s clothing thing
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One of the few objective tests for gauging if your butt looks too big
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Discipline is a hard thing to teach. Even harder to watch
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Always remember, when you push someone’s buttons, they will
often times have access to a bigger button than your’s
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It was a bad sign
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In marketing terms, this is what it’s like to make a big splash
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Your great grandchildren will never know about the Nintendo Wii, the Apple iPhone,
or the Google search engine… except when they go to the museum
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“It’s good to be King!”
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Upstaged by gadgets
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