Kodak eyeCamera 4.1

Kodak  introduced the revolutionary KODAK eyeCamera 4.1 on April 1st!  This is the kind of breakthrough idea that makes us wonder why we didn’t come up with it sooner.  Here is the full scoop on this feature-rich, eye popper…

“What you see is what you get” Viewfinder – Now you can take that photo at the exact moment you see that special scene. Don’t try this while driving as objects may be closer than they appear.

Facial Recall Assistant – We have all been there…you are at a party, “I know her. Oh, geesh, she is coming this way…Hello, er, um…” How embarassing. Well, worry no more. This handy feature connects to a customizable “BFF file” connected to your Facebook page. Go to parties and reunions with confidence! Hello Marci, long time no see! Like my stylin’ new specs?

Image Stabilizer – After a glass of wine or two, this feature will ensure that all of your photos are razor sharp, maybe even sharper than you remember. Our patented “I love you man Gyro Adjuster” was tested at numerous focus groups and it worked perfectly…I think.


Isn’t the design captivating? Our engineers worked very hard to come up with a look that is hardly noticeable from regular eye glasses. Fashionistas everywhere will be clamoring for this accessory to wear at red-carpet events. Okay, back to the features…

Selective Auto-Focus & Zoom
– See something you like? Just look, focus, zoom & snap! This is a new feature so use it wisely. It might get you in trouble at the beach so practice at home first.

Wink and Shoot Shutter – Taking photos is now as easy as a winking! We use our patented eyeVu technology to activate only on a wink, not a blink. When you have a cold and are sneezing it is advised you not wear your KODAK eyeCamera 4.1 or you will get pictures of your feet (think about it).

Digital X-Ray Vision – No way? Yes way! In partnership with the Superman Corporation located in the Fortress of Solitude, we co-developed this amazing feature at a bargain price. But remember, even though you will be able to see through walls and closed doors you will not be able to walk through them.

Panoramic Mode – Achieved merely by employing classic Kodak ease-of-use and turning one’s head 360- degrees

The KODAK eyeCamera 4.1 is social media compatible so you will be able to stream your life 24×7! Easy photo uploads to Facebook, Flickr, KODAK Gallery, and Twitter are a snap. Now you can impress your friends with an endless stream of photos to accompany the running commentary of text updates you currently provide.

But wait, there’s more! The KODAK eyeCamera 4.1 comes with a ton of cool accessories too.


  • Super zoom. Oh baby! If standard zoom isn’t enough we have the answer (comes with neck brace).
  • Lens lashes – Available in natural, bat, and flirt lengths
  • Baseball cap printer. For prints on the go. The cap’s bill is the paper tray! Clever.
  • Dual lens steroscopic option lets you take photos in 3-D
  • Flash earrings. Genuine CZ (cubic zirconia) rechargeable flash with unmatched cut, clarity, color, and coruscation (look it up 😉

The team at Kodak is proud to announce yet another breakthrough product. We also want you do do one thing for us when someone looks at you while wearing the new KODAK eyeCamera 4.1. Be sure to…


Via A Thousand Words Kodak