Finally, a more civil way to make smokers feel like the outcasts they truly are
It wasn’t the kind of day I expected. It started with a bran muffin and a bowl full of Bugles, and quickly went downhill from there. On the second level below ground I noticed my chin dragging in the dirt. On the third level down, it appeared there was no end in sight. Finally, when I hit bottom, a full 237 levels below the surface, I realized that I was living someone else’s life. Wow, wouldn’t it be great if it was just that easy, and all you had to do was wake up? Some days are like that. (Pics)
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A good cup of coffee in the morning makes all the difference between knight and day
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Rush hour on the down-rope
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Just the way Alexander Graham Bell had intended it to be
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Except for the problem with dirty wool and a long-term strike by the
Shepherd’s Union, the pig-sheep was an amazing stroke of genetic manipulation
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Intimidation comes in odd shapes and sizes
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Catzilla strikes again
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A river that only a vampire could love
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Hmmm, maybe a bit deeper than it looks
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If only it were sliver-proof
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An off-the-grid off-your-rocker rocking chair
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…and when someone finally yells “check mate,” as you might have guessed,
the loser has to make the run to Taco Bell
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Girl with a head full of Chewbacca or
Chewbacca with a chin full of girl, you decide.
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In the dog training manuals, this is what’s known as “extreme sitting”
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Determined not to take second place in the monster truck competition,
Omar Liftgate from Saudi Arabia offered this little gem
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Like mother, like……. Wait, what the hell is that thing?
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If they can fly dragons, certainly they can fly this crazy contraption
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Unfortunately, not everything happening a the Cern Hadron Collider is explainable
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Peeping Tom’s restroom
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Next time, check for skid-marks before you attempt to go through airport security
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Incognito – A term that very few dogs understand
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Finally, a steering wheel in the center of a car
for those who demand to be the center of attention
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Obviously reading and riding don’t mix
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Sometimes it hard to decide whether to read the bible or just order chicken
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Fitness, for some people, means a whacked-out obstacle course with a serious down-side
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I told him not to divide by zero
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The mind of a Muppet is a terrible thing to X-ray
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Coming in low
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Also coming in low
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