The tastiness of the prey is directly proportional to the creativeness of the attack
Sometimes its the night people who have to work the daytime shifts and the day people have to work the night shifts. Other times its the south-going people who have to work up north and the north-going people who have to work down south. And even more ironically, sometimes its the homeless people who find themselves in a home, and the homeowners who find themselves homeless. Shouldn’t there be a law against this? (Pics)
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Fixing the balloon for the picture
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Onward my steed. Onward!
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Little known secret – There is a Charlie Brown in every family tree
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Apparently one too many cuss words…
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The new Cloud Ice Cream has all the kids fuming
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The “butt-ugly baby syndrome” is a result of having a
mother who can’t stand the sight of her own child
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The sport of billiards is such a head game
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The escapist’s keyboard
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Crossbreeding kangaroos with dogs has created some
hopping, happy, hounds
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Kinda crazy, but the melon heads are the ones who always side with the umpire
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Just because the girls think you’re invisible doesn’t mean you don’t leave a shadow
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Pipe Dog is watching you
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Obviously a well-planned, all-weather vehicle
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There is always a downside to just hanging out
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Nothing says “I love you” like a weird shaped melon
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The message here is that severely weird people should buy a new bike
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When mother nature pits a tornado against a rainbow
it becomes a classic battle of good vs. evil
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Sometimes even a super great mattress just won’t do
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One sign of a remarkable resort is when even the pests can take time to relax
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Warning: Do not eat helium before bedtime
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After going through her checklist three times, she was amazed that she’d
overlooked the horse’s head
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A junior congressman in training
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