Some artists should not be allowed to own dogs
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
“There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.” – -Steve Martin
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As the game continued, they finally entered the lightning round
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Camels are just a playground waiting to happen
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Don’t worry. I’ve got this one!
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As a cat, his wages were low and this was as much car as he could afford
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Say goodbye to Sheldon. Curiosity is often a very destructive force
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After eating a bowl of 4-alarm chili, his hair just exploded
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In case you were wondering, yes, business pretty much sucked after this
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Its what’s for dinner
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Watching too much of the Disney Channel causes a rare condition known as the
“creepy child syndrome”
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After considering 3.4 million other places, she decided to jump rope here
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Breathe dammit, breathe!
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“Yes, I am speaking to you with my real mouth and my real ear. Everything else has been replaced”
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Shoe paranoia stems from an unreasonable fear that someone will steal your shoes
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It was a rough couple weeks in the retirement home, and even without
a spare pair of Depends, they decided to make a run for it
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Little known fact. Fast food can only be grown with fast tractors
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Now, which drawer did I put my explosives in?
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May nothing ever come between us. Wait… what?
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Just hanging around
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Finally, a sign I can obey
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After 200,000 years of evolution, his diet primarily consists of Dum-Dums and Toosie-Pops
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Nothing brings joy to a young child’s heart like a passport from Lichtenstein
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Just ignore the guy on the left
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If photos had audio, this would be a noisy one.
Clearly the signals he’s sending are different that the signals we’re receiving
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