She wasn’t much good at keeping house, but she could do this
“The history of our race, and each individual’s experience, are sown thick with evidence that a truth is not hard to kill and that a lie told well is immortal.” – – Mark Twain
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Everyone wanted a piece of him. Soon they would have it
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Some of the passengers were total pigs… no really
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Wishing for luck or flipping off the competition? You decide.
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Suddenly ET turned scary
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Cliff ballet, not exactly a spectator sport
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Every time she tried a new diet, she went crazy at the grocery store
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Obsessive compulsive neurotic bicyclist wacko… and that was his best characteristics
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It was getting easier and easier to spot the cheap Nike knockoffs
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Competitive biking always brings out the devil… literally
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Freefalling is always exhilarating. Full impact with the ground… not so much
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It was like a scene right out of some science fiction movie.
Come to think of it, this was a science fiction movie
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Some eggs don’t go willingly
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Introducing the original “son of a motherless goat”
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Serial killers are born from incidents like this
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“You can’t stop me…you can only hope to contain me”
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A picture only a dentist could love
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The new “fresh to the home” live meat program was still working out some of the kinks
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Hang in there little guy, a bigger head is coming
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Some things are just more important than oncoming traffic
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The taste of victory, well, it apparently tastes like octopus
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We can only conclude this is a common problem that Marines run into frequently
requiring much training to prepare for
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Quiting her job and becoming a “Nursing Dog for Hire” was a tough career change
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After a long night with a dirty old man, it’s best to use the extra rinse cycle
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