Cat Attack 602

That skanky-smelling dog next door was going down

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.
Steven Wright

“Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.”  – Steven Wright

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Mini Limo 777

When he called for a limo, he was expecting something a tad bigger

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Below Water 440

“Tell me to take the road less-traveled on more time
and I’ll shove my stinky well-traveled sock in your mouth”

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Dead Mouse 785

Drink Russ Vodka, small rodents love it…. well, at least until they die

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Ski Jumper 559

Rule of Thumb: Never pet stray dogs while water-skiing

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Hover Bear 573

Hover Bear would strike fear into the hearts of fish everywhere as his hulking shadow loomed overhead

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Monster Truck 094

Finally, all her years driving a school bus were about to pay off

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Fire Crew 012

Just another day at the office

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Will Process Data for Energy 472

Desperate times require desperate measures

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The Bird Sisters in concert

The bird choir loved to sing, but it wasn’t exactly what you’d call harmony

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Ball Car 565

Driver’s Ed departments around the country are moving towards “easy roll” vehicles
with airbags on the outside of the cars

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Me and My Meal 763

Savoring the moment

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Last Minute Ejection 663

Always beware of premature ejeculation

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I will Eat You 635

Hold still! I’m going to eat you!

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New Hybrid Vehicle 550

Introducing the latest in a long line of new do-it-yourself hybrid vehicle

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He Needs Help 093

Some stunts require a lot of help

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Drunken Pig 765

Life was short, but they were determined to make the most of it

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Dykes 873

New slang term – girls practicing for polio

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What a Place for a Flat 536

What a time to have a flat tire!

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Russian Bride 743

Hmmm, is this like the toy inside a cereal box?

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Laser Knuckles 456

Laser Knuckles – A sure fired way to deal with office politics

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Mommy's Time Out 652

Now go sit in the corner. Sit! Sit damnit, I said sit!

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Tree Castle 492

The Great Loophole
The building code specifically stated that it didn’t apply to tree-houses

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Paint-On Clothing 446

Paint-on clothing works well for people with great bodies,
not so well for the overweight, pudgy-ass people like most of us

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