With Jimmie Hendrix music booming in the background, the Purple Haze Bull was
an exceptionally angry animal in Pamplona, goring anyone stupid enough to get close
“Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don’t have time for all that.” – – George Carlin
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It’s not always the kids. Some tables can be very naughty
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Exactly who are these people who wake up and think this is a good idea?
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As the watermelon wars waged on, a few of the combatants were getting a bit testy
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Life in the dead bird warehouse is just that. Dead.
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When the James Brown twins appeared, all of the other dogs
knew they were in for a smokin’ good time
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Jasper knew that there was nothing inside the hole, but this was going to be
“payback time” for the crappy beef stew they fed him last night
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All cars go through extensive rush hour training before being released into the wild
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“Come to me, my Precious”
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In some countries, adoption is far less formal
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Every morning the Chinese military begins with intensive log carrying drills.
And no one knows why
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For Calvin, his gold Cadillac was far more than just a rainbow attractor
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“Because, I’m a baby too”
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It’s a fine line between the tigers being there for our enjoyment
and people being there for the tiger’s enjoyment
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Each time I look at this, the song, “More than a Feeling” starts running through my head
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In this case, leaving the windows open was a good idea
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Despite it’s crowdedness, it does come with a bucket seat
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I can’t believe they grounded me again
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Every aspiring Ninja has to spend at least three days in “frog training”
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When the “upright chicken” appeared on the scene, the theories of evolution took an odd twist
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It’s easy to spot those with bad time-management skills
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Hmmm, maybe you didn’t understand. I said “STOP TALKING!”
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In a bit of irony, one side of the Constipation River was lined with Toilet Mountain
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Everyone knew when Bob had a good idea
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Oppressive cultures often breed rebellious naked girls perched on chimneys
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