The dividing line between internet genius and psycho-ward hall-of-famer is very thin
“I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” – – Woody Allen
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Even with a cage on his face, his lightning-fast legs brought a smile to his face
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Rumor has it that Superman himself learned how to fly on this bungee jump
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Taking a smoke break
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Rodeos are only fun if you’re not on the receiving end
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Suddenly, Hedgie realized that tunnel vision wasn’t a bad thing
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Its hard to know the right occasion to serve this
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The eggs have landed. Hmmm, I think we need more eggs
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Chased by cows, adored by humans, feared by the lady cats
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It’s hard not to make some crack about this photo
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It must be mating season
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“Screw you! My head is cold!”
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Where old tanks go to die
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Bad ad placement, or somehow planned for higher notice-ability? You decide.
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It always helps to specialize
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Goose. Its what’s for dinner
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…and to think they were raised watching Sesame Street
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Where Al Gore hides his gas-guzzling cars to avoid criticism
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“Some bike rides are soooo worth it!”
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Because of the declining numbers of real pandas,
Chinese zoos have begun experimenting with pseudo-pandas
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Drunken office parties are only memorable if you make them memorable
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Oliver only knew one word. But he knew exactly when to use it
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Obviously its not working
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“I said, stop staring at my cat!”
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