He could deal with the head, but if the rest of his
body started coming through, he was in serious trouble
“A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby’s temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who’s boss.” – Tina Fey
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The man with the Rubic’s Cube head often suffered from mixed up feelings
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Letting the cat outta the bowl is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back in.
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5 out of 6 kids love sack races
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Elephants hate being ignored
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Business is full of conflicts. This one, more than most
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Excessive drinking causes bad thinks to happen,
like waking up to find out you are married to a horse
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If Salvador Dali designed prisons
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They are incorrigible. Just take them away!
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The extra rinse cycle really takes it out of him
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The Neanderthal version of the mini-van
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Even after brushing his teeth five times, he still couldn’t get the bad taste out of his mouth
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After watching Steve Martin, this little bird suddenly got “happy feet”
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Where Star Wars meets the Twilight Zone – The Jawa on the Wing
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I understand the gun, but what’s the cheeseburger for?
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“It’s mine!”
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After running through the Art District last night naked with 37 tuba players,
Ariana could only smile at the irony
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Some dogs are named “Lucky”
but this one was named “Licky” ….. for obvious reasons
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“Hi, I am pleased to meet you.”
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Cute chick! Hmmm, not so much
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Hmmm, I wonder if you can actually check out one of the “big books?”
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You know the wheels are turning, but just once it would be nice
if the spinning dial didn’t stop at “mischief”
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In some of the new 5-star hotels, floating is complementary, but lampshades are extra
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He felt safe, because when the real story came out, no one would ever believe it
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