In life, unlike chess, the game continues long after checkmate
“I gave my cat a bath the other day. . . and he loved it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, and it was fun for me too. The fur tended to stick to my tongue, but other than that. . .” – – Steve Martin
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“Ulterior motives” are often disguised as ulterior motives
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Sorry Dubai, no need for tall buildings in Norway
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Suddenly, while eating his pear, he got an idea.
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Just another day out video-surfing with the gang
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The road ahead literally starts with “a head”
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Concentration is the key to being a good golfer
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Countries should know they’re in trouble when we start parachuting in the Army Dogs
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“Are you sure this is the way Google Maps says to go?”
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Among birds, a gold fish is worth flaunting
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So, is this lighting bolt coming or going?
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I was clearly interested in her until her cat gave me “the wink”
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Surrealism is a distorted concept
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There’s a reason why science fiction writers don’t make good fashion designers
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Why yes, I’ll have a bowl of double-duck soup
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“It better be good! You won’t like me when I’m angry!”
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When China started installing public butt-washers, they didn’t realize they’d be so popular
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The big thing for Halloween this year is “living masks”
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I can understand them missing the first rule, but the second rule too?
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…and then I lost track of the game
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When the company was looking for a new Chairman, they knew exactly who to call
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Stormtrooper nails are all the rage at Star Wars conventions. But beware of the Vader nail
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…and then this happened
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Don’t feed the bears…. but a little water won’t hurt
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The world appears radically different when you’re falling up instead of falling down
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I’ve always wondered about that whole “turning the other cheek” thing.
Now I get it!
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