No matter how desperate a young lady is, she shouldn’t fall
for the first bucket of bolts that comes along
“If you were to open up a baby’s head – and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should – you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.” – Dave Barry
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The happiest dog in the world
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Slurp!
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The anti-paparazzi crowd was picking up steam
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When you come to our house, please leave your cat on the cat rack
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Wrath of God, baby! Wrath – of – God!
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Looks like fresh fish is on today’s menu
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And then this happened…
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Where polar bears go for vacation
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Some people base most of their fashion taste on what doesn’t itch
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If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the cobras,
he would have made them cute and furry
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Dizziness
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The gators are hungry and the cow is thirsty. Life is one giant chess match
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Poor people have the worst parties
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She tricked me again
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Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling
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Caught in the act…
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Ah…so many pedestrians, so little time…
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If fishing is interfering with your business, give up your business
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Just another afternoon nap
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Catch 22
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A fisherman is a jerk on one end of the line, waiting for a jerk on the other
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Why has it taken this long to invent this?
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Scariest shark of all times
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Girl repellent
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Only one good leg between the two of them
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