In a desperate cry for help, Chester began signalling others
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And they thought traffic was bad before
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Animal magnetism
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Being assigned to “human flag” duty
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I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.
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Hare dryer Vs. the hair dryer
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Even though it weighs 14 pounds and causes severe slivers, her main
objective was for men to notice her, and from that standpoint it was perfect
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Women often laugh when they first see Mr. Camera Hand, but later when the
revealing photos start showing up on porn sites, they want to break his little neck
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Whatever you do, do not let the car run into the people
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And then she gave me “the look”
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Boy, if I had a nickel for every time I wished I had one of these buttons…
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Caution, objects in your rear view mirror can indeed kill you
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When they built the Empire State Building, they never figured this part would have to be repaired
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Super tight space. Easy pickings for pirates
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To most dogs, taking a bath is no laughing matter. But there are exceptions
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Kenya: Where shade is scarce, and pilots are even more scarce
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For protection, he was told to just slip on a Trojan, but this wasn’t working
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Who says an aircraft carrier can’t tun on a dime? Well, maybe a giant dime
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Wyoming preschool training
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….and now you know the secret behind where little kids come from
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Shark: It’s what’s for dinner
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“Hey, I just found a friend and he wants to play. Can we come in?”
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Beer: Causing crazy-ass people to do crazy-ass things for over 14 centuries
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Performance Art: A product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered
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Hey, take a look at my muscles
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