Suicide can be painfully slow if you don’t know what you’re doing
“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.” – – Mel Brooks
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The audience was sparse, well, non-existent. But the acoustics were amazing
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Sometimes I have a hard time falling asleep. This doesn’t help, but its a very cool alternative
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In spite of everything, the world somehow makes sense when young girls smile
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Sleepwalkers find the damnedest trails
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Some of the best things in life go “boing”
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The world’s most impressive donkey ride
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Failure is all about wishing you were smarter at a younger age
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Dual rear barking lights
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Finally, a sport the whole family can enjoy
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Photojournalists often make more news than they report
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Little known fact. All of the world’s best marksmen are trained with bricks…. and guns.
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When they said they were going to install a new portable power station,
I had envisioned something different
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Female peanuts feel every shell-cracking moment before the little nut springs to life
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What! Only ten!
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Its what’s for dinner
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…and then this happened
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Before there was history, there was pre-history.
Before there was historic, there was prehistoric.
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New park rule. All rodents without ears will be required to use an umbrella
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When they said you could only bring one backpack, they never bothered to say how large
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No way was Batman going to ignore this signal
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I am mouse. Hear me roar!
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Life is full of regrets, and this was about to become a big one
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It became known as the hair dance
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Hmmm, he was getting a sense that something was wrong
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Spray-on clothing is only as stylish as the person being sprayed
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