Now you can finally recover after a long work day.
The weekend is over. We all have to go to work again. Well, not all of us. I’m retired! Just rubbing it in! But work is a necessary evil for most of us, and even those with an acutal work ethic frequently suffer burnout.
Offer a friend – or yourself – maximum relief from the monotonous daily grind with this all-new Workday Recovery Kit. It’s guaranteed to turn your affliction into conviction!
The tin box contains a 16-page remedy booklet, silicone bracelet, 5 affirmation cards, 5 healing bandages, recovery certificate, and a metal charm.
I guess the booze, sex and drugs are not included.