You only thought you were in control
“If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we’d still be eating frozen radio dinners.” – – Johnny Carson
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Remember when he wanted you to pet him? Some dogs have their limits
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Sorry, I’ve got nothing
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The ultimate seeing eye dog
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My house is cooler than your house
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Woodpeckers are old school. To really get the job done, check out Rotorhead
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Living in your very own horror movie
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Yeah, he never saw that one coming
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Revenge of the mannequins
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Often times our greatest fears come from within
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It was always a bad design, but now it’s cemented into the world
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The secret life of deer….. when people aren’t looking
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They called him “Level Eddie” because he worked hard to achieve a balanced life
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Recent cutbacks in military spending weren’t pretty
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Everyone should have a little someone
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Its always best to revise your plans before you hit bottom
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Some jobs defy explanation
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Rush hour means different things to different species
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Going nowhere fast
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Always remember – Don’t chew your nails!
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Finally, somewhere where we can get away from it all
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Going for her dots
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Nothing can stop me now
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Possession is nine tenths of the law
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Sign me up!
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