After centuries of just “taking it” the statues decided to fight back
and hired a few fixers to “get rid of the undesirables”
It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.
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On some roller-coaster rides, you’re pretty much screwed
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You will be amazed at what you’ll find in sheep’s clothing these days
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It was an ominous sign
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Behind every great quartet is some miserable little peckerhead trying to steal the limelight
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When you take the road less traveled, always remember, gravity is not your friend
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Gettin’ nosey
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Some lesbian couples defy explanation
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Nothing puts you into the holiday spirit quite like watching a frog eat a Christmas light
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Mr. Potato Head, the later years
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Word of advice. When giving mouth-to-mouth to an elephant,
be sure to remove them from the water first
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You know something is radically wrong when Lady Liberty throws a fit
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Rule of thumb. Being accompanied by a dog wearing a scary costume on Halloween
night will more than triple your candy intake
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In Sweden, the word “roof” mean something entirely different
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Life in the blond-bombshell factory
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Members of Hell’s Angels all started out like this – nothing more than a bad-ass biker in diapers
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Every social circle has their own colorful characters
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When you run out of real entertainment, this will do
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Can I have this dance?
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Cloning cops was not only a bad idea, it was a bad idea three times over
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The Uber Cone. Where stopping the drip is more important than acting like one
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It is indeed rare to find quality immigrants at a smuggler’s price!
And to get them from a guy in a pickup in a Target parking lot is a total bonus
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Can you hear me now?
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At the superhero training facilities in Gotham City, youngster begin their training at a early age
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Birds flying in bird formation. I’m impressed!
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Be careful what you wish for. Some girls will eat you alive …… no, literally!
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