When it came to hacking up hairballs, there was no place better than this
“If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?” – – John Cleese
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The life of a clown is never dull. Well….., maybe occasionally
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For the first time of his life, Chester was choking on his words
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Loneliness comes in many colors
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In the world of silver tongued devils, the concept of “fast food” means something entirely different
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I triple dare you
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An a doorable kid
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His wife was a real bitch…. no, literally!
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Wow! I just need 4 more to get a hotel
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And then this happened…
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Nice try!
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Repairing the sky. Silly me, I didn’t know it was broken
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LSD is one of the few drugs approved by the sign-makers union
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This year’s bad parenting award goes to….
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Rule of Thumb: Women who date guys in bars
should watch out for the ones who like to smell their butts
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Some people just have a lot on their minds
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His name is Jack
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Sometimes there just isn’t enough fuel to use a motorized vehicle
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As a child he insisted on being punished.
As an adult, he made a mockery of those who didn’t punish him
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“Yeah, real funny. Rub me on the floor and put me into a shipping box…
You will pay for this!”
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Early childhood prison training for inner city kids
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Some of the best marriages are a four ring, bare knuckles circus. Oh that I could be so lucky!
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CSI, back in the day
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Lion rodeo never really caught on, mainly because the participants keep getting eaten
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Meanwhile in Korea…
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Somewhere in the sewage lines below your house, a new political party is beginning to take shape
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