The only thing better than flavored whipped cream? Flavored whipped cream that’ll get you drunk. That’s the joy of aptly named Whipped Lightning. Just imagine what the whippets are like.
Available in flavors ranging from a festive tropical passion to a more seasonal pumpkin to your standard spiced vanilla, Whipped Lightning seems like the perfect way to eat and drink your feelings away at once, one 36.5 proof shot of foam at a time. And yes, there are suggested recipes on the website, most of which seem to be of the “stuff you normally drink + whipped cream” variety.
It’s currently available in 13 states, most of which coincidentally also have the most forgiving gun laws. And sure, there are no price listed, but I like to think that’s because you can’t put a price on glory.