Standard issue cops once again working as the unwitting pawns
of the insurance industry. And we pay them to do this???
When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I’m sure it made the work seem all that much more urgent. – – George Carlin
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The message was brief but unmistakable. Dale the Snail had indeed been called to be “the chosen one”
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Who says railroad engineers have no sense of humor?
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Winston was indeed one cool cat
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The future has finally arrived….. and it makes our old pollution problems look like child’s play
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Old guys drinking energy drinks need far more than just a quick juice up
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He had no idea what it was, but it comes when you call the name “Fred”
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Not many icebergs come with their own reflecting pool. This one was a keeper
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Sometimes it’s just more fun to watch them struggle than to offer help
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Perspective: Its a hard thing to avoid
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Warning: A one-night stand with a sumo wrestler can have serious long-term ramifications
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Most frequent fliers know how to deal with the airlines
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Sniper-wear’s new fall fashion lineup, now in blood-masking autumn leaf colors
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Yes, it’s generally not a good thing to drink and fly, but there are exceptions
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Of all the places he could have been gored, this was his least favorite
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“Oh great! The instructions just happen to be on the other side!”
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And now a word from the dating impaired
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“Hey Ma! Time to grease up the kids!”
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After the elections, all hell broke loose in Washington
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Good time for a little exercise
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Enough about “taking the road less traveled!” I’m on it!
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Little kids just love to play peekaboo
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Suitcases designed by the Cat in the Hat
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Hmmm, not a good sign!
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When you’re raised on ketchup, the whole world starts looking like hotdogs
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The dreams you wish you were having are only as illusionary as the ones you really are having
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Anybody have a square peg?
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For the next few months, Obama is going to be putting out some serious fires
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For the next few months, Obama is going to be putting out some serious fires
Whoops, I already said that!
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