Our small understandings may simply be a reflection of a far greater truth.
It may be telling you to unleash your inner superhero
“I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying” – – Woody Allen
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Is there anything that TSA won’t do?
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After school it just feels good to kick back and turn all the hard stuff over to the homework monster
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See, I told you we should have stopped and asked directions
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On some occasions, a man’s tree is his castle
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It’s gotten much harder to make a decent living on Wall Street these days
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It’s a frog eat frog world
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Junior Klansmen training starts at a very early age
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Baby Scissorhand – “Can I trim your Chia Pet or maybe your cat?”
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As with most things in life, bottled snakes are never as good as fresh ones
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Conan O’Brien is now preparing to wage war on NBC with his new secret weapon, Battlefish Galactica
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A sheep in wolf’s clothing
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…it was at this point where the movie plot started getting weird
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I’ve got my eye on you. No, not that one!
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The final two contestants waiting in line at the ugly baby competition
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North Korea’s snow removal system
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…and so the evolutionary battle continues
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Iran’s mobile intelligence unit
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M.C. Escher goes three dimensional
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Nine out of every ten men agree, we need more bus contortionists
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King of the street
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Yes, that tire does make your butt look thin
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Sneaky people live in constant fear of the even sneakier ones
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The physics of beer. The gravity of the accomplishment.
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If a soldier plays music in a forest, and no one hears him, what does that mean?
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“Hey, I found your apple! Eat it. I can assure you it’s not poisoned”
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The real reason why copiers were invented
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