His friends called him the “Leaf Moses”
“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.” – – Homer Simpson
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I would swear that the entire world has been
formed around rock-paper-scissors strategies
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Even a weed can look brilliant when combined with the power of the sun
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Ironically, most purple cows have been raised on red meat
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Once again, it was another day when hell had frozen over, better known in Washington as “Monday”
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Bad pilot or bone-headed planning? You decide
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The concept of reverse-pregnancy was catching on among women
who wanted to maintain their hourglass abs
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You will probably want to start with volume one – How to Open the Cover
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…even the gold paint didn’t help
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Puppies for sale!
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In case you’re wondering, it’s the opposite of a cold shower
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After going a few rounds with a discarded toner cartridge, Charlie was suffering from an identity crisis
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My wife hates it when I “go for three”
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Much like having an airbag installed, he could survive almost any crash
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Its soooo rare when “up” is a viable option
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Dog Vs Dog
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Witch training. It’s far less about comfort and far more about
what to do when you unemployment runs out
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Every once in a while, even insurance companies have a bad day
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Showmanship is rarely functional
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Too much cowbell!
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Things like this are why cuss words were invented
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The start is nigh
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Neighborhoods are a funny thing. Especially this one
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I think I’ve contracted hepatitis from this photo
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Going for groceries in Detroit can be dangerous
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As one of the natives, she became know as a bush woman
