Blast Knuckles

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Who needs pepper spray when you can fry the bad guys instead of making them cry
“Can you say fry not cry.” Yes, a cheesy line but somehow it fits

Sure, getting punched with brass knuckles will seriously mess you up, sometimes you need to deliver even more punishment than the trusty brass knuckles can deliver. That’s why Blast Knuckles exist. They’re essentially a pair of brass knuckles that also deliver a blast of 950,000 volts on contact. Yikes.

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Beer Bottle Opener Baseball Cap

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Can You Say Redneck Can Opener

Talk about a party hat! You’ll never have to go looking for a bottle opener again (well, unless you’re the sort who looks for house keys for an hour only to find that they’re in your pocket). The Guinness Bottle Opener Baseball Cap has a metal hook right on the brim to tear off caps, and it’s officially licensed by the beer company for good times.

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Exported Russian Urine

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All I Have To Say About This Article Is “Creepy!!”

The website selling the urine (http://urina-ru.narod.ru/ click on English translation) has a massive slogan that in English reads: “Russian Urine Against Doctor’s Scalpel,” which in the Russian language comes out in rhyme. They have been in operation since 2000, spreading joy and doing well by carefully selecting candidates so that buyers can be absolutely assured that they are receiving 100% Russian urine! (It is not known if these people have a side business, which entails selling snow to Eskimos, but perhaps the truth is now out.)

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