Well at least this article is better than death metal
There are a lot of apocalyptic scenarios looming out there, in various religious sects in the nooks and crannies of history. Though the scenarios are wildly different in method, you can rest assured that most will leave us all equally dead.
While we can’t know which one is actually going to happen, here are the ones we’re rooting for, along with the heavy metal album cover each most resembles.
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