Dunk Dick Tank

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Cheney tells more than 200 million Americans to “throw or get the hell out of [his] sight.”

The amazing mirth wizards over at The Onion, America’s Finest News Source, reported on a very wishful outcome from the past 8 years of dealing with Dick.

“WASHINGTON-Organizers reported Sunday that the 44th White House Carnival was a rousing success, raising a record $800,000,066,845 for the federal government-$800 billion of which came from a dunk tank featuring former vice president Dick Cheney.”

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