Are You Prepared For Carbonated Yogurt?

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Pop, pop, fizz, fizz, carbonated dairy drink!
Carbonated yogurt? That’s the kind of crap you’d expect astronauts to eat as a last resort when supplies are low and a Donner Party mentality is starting to creep in. When General Mills introduced this heinous product, they couldn’t even bring themselves to call it yogurt. Instead, it was called Go-Gurt Fizzix, which, we presume, roughly approximates the sounds your stomach makes in the moments after consuming the stuff and just prior to hanging a food rope in your toilet.