Sonic Lounger: Massages And Resonates The Entire Body

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Sonic Lounger

How do you like to relax? If you like to relax by curling up on the couch, wrapped in a blanket wearing sweatpants, you’re clearly poor and stupid. That’s not how to relax! You need to relax by strapping yourself into a $9,000 device that looks like an alien surgery table! That’s how rich people, better people relax.

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