Behold the helmet of head health
Stressed from all the pretending that you do at the office? Forget medicating, all you need is some liberating pressure on your skull. At least, that’s what Kinatech is thinking with the new Headtime Scalp Massager, a huge, head-crowning bowl that looks like it’s raring to fry your brains.
Looking like a mad scientist’s torture device, the stress-busting contraption doesn’t do any of those scary things you’re probably thinking. Steal your memory? Nah. Implant evil designs in your brain? Don’t sweat it. Short-circuit and electrocute you? Mmm…that’s actually a possibility.