“7 little freedom fighters sleeeping in the bed. One fell off and shot another in the head,
roll over, roll over! 6 little freedom fighters…”
Quote of the Day: “Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they’re going to catch you in next.” – Franklin P. Jones
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When they said it came with a lawnmower, I was expecting something else!
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Electric Orange, Agent Orange’s rebellious little cousin!
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This guy is more than a little quackers! Aflac!
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Bet your smartphone doesn’t have an app for this!
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Hmmm, I’ve always wondered what to wear to a hippo party? Seems legit!
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Clearly the “born on” date was no longer meaningful!
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Mmmmmm… corn! If your face were made out of corn I would rip your lips off!
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Hey R2, look at that!
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Wow! When did they introduce waterskiing into rodeos?
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This seems kinda sucky!
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Monsanto’s new GMO deer is still working the kinks out!
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Apparently only the top is secret!
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Addicted to drips!
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What a horrible time for a worm to start crawling down my butt crack!
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I am cat! Worship, adore and massage me!
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Oh, the crazy things that happen just because they FEEL natural!
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Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?
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Hey! I can FINALLY see those shoes I’ve been chewing up!
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Snow birds! No, not that kind!
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Ghostfish to the rescue!
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And to think he got a conceal carry permit for it!
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Creamer kitty loves cream!
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Now off to the swimsuit portion of the program, which was always the most fun!
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He wanted to prove that he had the violin dove call perfected!
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The alpha and the omega, with a few extra oreganos!
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Nobody deserved a new outfit more than Mary the capybarya and her guinea pig friend Chito.
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What it’s really like wearing Google glasses! Good thing he is already married.
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Confusing shadows abound in Death Valley.
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Wait for it…
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That’s it? No eyebrows?
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