Your proctologist called. He said you’re doing it wrong!

Quote of the Day: “The secret of how to live without resentment or embarrassment in a world in which I was different from everyone else, was to be indifferent to that difference.” – Al Capp

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Baby polar bear – cuteness level 9000

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Blue light sabers are for pussies!

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Tonight we feast!

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The witch trap was all set and ready.

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Batman. I’m coming for you!

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See no evil, speak no evil, Photoshop no evil!

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It’s turtles all the way down

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Motherhood

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Daddy! Watch out for the salt over there…

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Toxic Turbulance.

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Miniature tool chest, for the dollhouse doctor.

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Suck It!  Roap pasta n barnacles!

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For underwater geeks, voyeurism goes super kinky

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Galaxy Grog gives you nebulas…

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The quacks vs. the quackers.

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Dirty girls have all the fun.

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The three headed giraffe

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Nature wins!

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I’ve got your back. But I think I’ve got your legs too.

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Pumpkin predator

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Upside down wine glasses.. wait, what?

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Feeling trapped

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Bravo, you just won a blinkin stink eye!

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The tin can of terror

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As awesome as it was, that slice of orange really screwed up my toaster!

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This day was not taking off well.

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Stylish studio crapper

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Alright son, first off they were OUR donuts and we get really angry when people take them from us.

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Sexting, before they invented the iPhone.

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