EQM – The Erectile Quality Monitor

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Below the Belt Quality Control

You may think you have a powerful erection, but how do you know? The Erectile Quality Monitor is here to help.

Here are the instructions.

Once you obtain an erection via your stimuli of choice, simply place the head of the penis against the pressure sensor of the device and apply pressure towards the body for a count of 5 seconds or until the penis inflects (bends)…

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A Visit to Beijing’s Exclusive Penis Restaurant

A Visit to Beijing’s Exclusive Penis Restaurant

The Guolizhuang menu is a broad introduction to the medicinal benefits of eating animal penises and testicles.

Whole yak penis or sheep testicles on a bed of curry, anyone? A Beijing restaurant serves painstakingly decorated gourmet dishes for the fearless. They’re supposed to increase male potency, but women should try a bite, too: Eating penis is good for the skin, apparently. (Pics)

 

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Penis Theft Panics African City

 Penis Theft Panics African City

A witch doctor’s office

Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men’s penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in local religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

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