Women have never been happy about it, but now comparing female bodies to pieces of fruit has really gone pear-shaped.

Health experts are calling for an end to the labelling of bodies as apples and pears saying it dehumanises women and puts pressure on young girls to look a certain way.

Instead a new report is recommending the female form be referred by six new categories based on the work of iconic artists.

The categories include the straight up and down Da Vinci, the full bust and bottom Rebrandt and the well-proportioned Rubens.

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via Arbroath