“I should have used protection!”

Quote of the Day: “Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.” – David Letterman

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The Bark Night Rises

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Little Mina would not be satisfied until her hair was as spiky and green as her favorite fruit.

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Behold, the Kramer duck!

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Money, money everywhere, but not a drop to drink.

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Sometimes nature adds its own barbs

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Why do I exist?

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If an elephant and a giraffe were really this dimension, the world would be quite different.
Now I forget, which pill did you take?

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Its a bit crowded inside, so when that ball drops I’m jumpin!

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Anal retention means something else in this situation.

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The Irish Autobahn aka the Leprechaun Highway.

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Some lizards have incredible blind spots.

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What flatulence looks like on the inside.

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Elephant Rodeo. The guys with the cattle prods seldom live through it.

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Even the mannequins are bull headed in Texas.

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Poor little fella had the worst case of blowers cramps ever recorded.

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The new and improved Stargate. Now both Donald Trump and his ego can fit through it.

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Just because you’re not paranoid doesn’t mean the bears aren’t watching you.

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Rush Hour in Mumbai, where people flow like water.

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Something tells me the other end isn’t as pretty…

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In many situations, “down” can be a complicated option, especially if it’s your only option.

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So much for the creamed corn!

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Hmmmm! This 44 year old orangutan’s hand just reminded me to clean the seats in my car.

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With wine, there’s an inception to every rule!

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Well hello you blood thirsty little bastards!

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I’m confused. Do sunflowers cause the sun to happen, or does the sun cause sunflowers to happen?
Whatever your answer, the sun doesn’t care!

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Curious lion. Well, maybe not THAT curious!

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There is no height bell curve here…. or cuteness curve, or IQ curve, or fun curve.

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A girl and her seeing-eye giraffe were both decapitated for sport in the latest episode of Survivor.

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Because 15 is too damn fast!

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